Fishing Jokes

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Laughing Fish

What did the angler say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod

 

What fish is the richest?

Goldfish

 

Where are fishes money kept?

In a river bank

 

How do you talk to a fish?

Drop it a line

 

What fish is the fastest?

The one that got away while you were fishing

 

Cook a fish for him and it will feed him for a day. But teach him to fish and it will get rid of him for the whole weekend.

 


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